THIS PAGE IS SUPER LONG, BUT THERE'S NOTHING BELOW THIS POINT - I LIED - THERE'S A DICK PIC AT THE BOTTOM
YOU ACTUALLY SCROLLED DOWN HERE JUST TO SEE DICK CLARK - EXPECTING SOMETHING ELSE YOU SICK F***? PERHAPS YOU NEED TO JUST STOP, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND ASK YOURSELF IF YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR LIFES CHOICES